She. Pushed. ME!

So mom is just sitting there, playin' on the Puter and doin' whatever it is she should not be doin'. You know what she should be doin'?????Do You???? She should be cleaning the litter boxes. Because they are dirty and I am delicate and I want them clean. But she is just sittin' there.

So I go and sit near her feet on the big smooshy thing she always put her feet up on and began blatantly taking a bath. Can't get a more obvious message. I keep stoppin' and lookin' at her. Come on WOMAN figure it out!

She is ignoring me. ME! ME? Ignore ME? Huh.

So I kicked her. With both my back feet. Left scratches.

Did she appreciate the gentle nudge???

No.

She kicked me off the foot-resty-place. NO NO NO she just pushed me off, I am not hurt, BUT THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL. The runt gets to sleep by her head on the back of the chair, I can't take a bath by her feet? oh and remind her of the things she NEEDS to be doin?

Whatever.

Snow day. meh.

It snowed. It was interesting until Mommy brought some in on her shoes. Then I was over it.

Snow.
It's cold.
It's wet.
Not my kind of thing at all.

On the upside, mom opened a can of mackerel for us and we stank up the house in horrible new ways. It's always fun to watch Mommy cough up a hairball while trying to feed me (and the other two). Oh and Mommy gets to stay home with us today instead of leaving and being gone THE WHOLE DAY!!!

Just a little gift to all of you who adore me:

Hey. How YOU doin?

Honest to GOD: There is a ferret in the house!

Mom brought it home for us because she was away for YEARS seeing Grampa and Aunt Vanessa. It is a stupid ferret attached to a rolling ball. Mom put a battery in it and it has been rolling along around the house for about 4 hours now and we have lots track of it. Don't know where it is. Can't hear it, can't see it...lost it. We (me, the runt and the girl) thought it was interesting for a while and now we just don't care. And we just let it go where ever it wanted.

Hopefully it will show up soon.

Or else it will scare the poop out of mom during the night.

Oh and Hi, Aunt Vanessa!!!! Welcome Home!!!

And Happy Birthday, Grampa!!!!

Aunt Vanessa's home!!!! YAY!!!! She isn't in the bad place anymore!!!! Mom is going to see her....wait...ummm...Aunt Vanessa lives a way long way away and Mom is going to see Grampa and I have made that trip and he lives forever away...MOM IS LEAVING US!!!!

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Please, Mom, don't leave us! mumblemumblemumblemumble

Oh. Okay. mumblemumblemumblemumble

Mom is only going for a few days. She is coming home and she might bring us a new scratchy thing.

Love you, Aunt Vanessa. Love you, Gramma and Grampa. but I am not willing to ride in the car long enough to see you.

Aunt Vanessa is on a plane and she might get home really a lot earlier that we thought!!!!

We think everyone should celebrate:

http://www.fireworkspop.com/

ONE DAY TO GO !!!!!!!!

Tomorrow Aunt Vanessa will get on a plane and start heading home!!! And hopefully, if all the planes work and are on time, she will be home in 2 days.

Mommy cried when she was taking out Day 1 photos. But only a little. And she was happy. So YAY!

2 days to go

This chic named Kinsey stayed with us and she and Mom made pizza and cookies from scratch. Don't quite understand this. I think it means they made them with a bigger mess. Whatever.
So Aunt Vanessa loves pizza and makes her own pizza almost from scratch when she is home. And in 2 days she will be headed home. YAY!!!

Back to me: Mom didn't give us any of the yummies she and Kinsey made. We did get wet yummy goodness but I think it was so we wouldn't ask for some of the pizza. And another thing...there was a lot of laughter and I think they were laughing at us cats. What is up with that?