She. Pushed. ME!

So mom is just sitting there, playin' on the Puter and doin' whatever it is she should not be doin'. You know what she should be doin'?????Do You???? She should be cleaning the litter boxes. Because they are dirty and I am delicate and I want them clean. But she is just sittin' there.

So I go and sit near her feet on the big smooshy thing she always put her feet up on and began blatantly taking a bath. Can't get a more obvious message. I keep stoppin' and lookin' at her. Come on WOMAN figure it out!

She is ignoring me. ME! ME? Ignore ME? Huh.

So I kicked her. With both my back feet. Left scratches.

Did she appreciate the gentle nudge???

No.

She kicked me off the foot-resty-place. NO NO NO she just pushed me off, I am not hurt, BUT THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL. The runt gets to sleep by her head on the back of the chair, I can't take a bath by her feet? oh and remind her of the things she NEEDS to be doin?

Whatever.

Snow day. meh.

It snowed. It was interesting until Mommy brought some in on her shoes. Then I was over it.

Snow.
It's cold.
It's wet.
Not my kind of thing at all.

On the upside, mom opened a can of mackerel for us and we stank up the house in horrible new ways. It's always fun to watch Mommy cough up a hairball while trying to feed me (and the other two). Oh and Mommy gets to stay home with us today instead of leaving and being gone THE WHOLE DAY!!!

Just a little gift to all of you who adore me:

Hey. How YOU doin?