It's cold. The floors are cold, the house is cold, my food is cold, my water is cold, everything's cold.
But I have figured something out. You need to learn this!!! I mean it! Really! Really!
You see that buttony thing...IT MAKES THE BED WARM!!!! You tappy tappy on those buttons and in a few minutes (enough time to go grab a snack and potty), THE BED IS WARM!!
Then, if you are lucky (and I am) and your mom or dad has added the softest, squashiest blanket ever to the bed, you can totes bliss out for forever. or all day. or until you get hungry. whatevs.
I tell ya, man, I am livin-the-life. Mom loves me, feeds me cheese, puts the best blankie ever on the bed and stuff. This is great. Now if mom could get Mo and Tus to stop fighting...
