What does Behavior Modification mean?

So I bit Mom today and she bled and cried. Whatever. I was a little mad that she was sitting on her butt and not cleaning my litter boxes. She cleaned the dishes in the kitchen, cleaned her clothes (boy will I be glad when her fur grows in) and took the trash out but didn't touch the poop. WTH??? So I bit her. She bled for a pretty long time.

Then she got on the computer and looked up "Aggressive Behavior Modification in Cats" on Google. WTH??? What does that mean? Something is wrong with me because she has lived with me for three years and doesn't know me yet? DUH, Mom. Whatever. Just you try to modify me. You did that one and I am on to you.

YOU WERE LOVING ON MY MOM!!!

That's what you were doing when I bit you. You were loving on MY MOM.

Love you, Mommy. Thank you for saving me from the plastic bag yesterday. You are the best Mommy ever. Could you go ahead and send the runt to Washington DC?

Mo is a Bully!!!

I am hijacking Mo's blog to tell you that he is a bully. A bitey, scratchy bully. Today, I was sitting next to Mom and talking to her and he came up behind me and BIT ME ON MY HINEY!!! Out of the blue. I did nothing to him, just talking to Mom.

He does that to me and Tus all the time. He chases Tus until she is screaming mad and has to hide. If he is cranky and irritated, he totally takes it out on us. Tus has a chance because she is about the same size but I am a lot smaller that his huge self and I have a bad leg and I think he picks on me because of it.

If Aunt Vanessa becomes my forever mom, I swear I am gonna have my Uncle Gus beat Mo up. Uncle Gus is HUGE!!! Like elephant huge and way bigger than Mo. Uncle Gus is kinda cranky too so he will be more than able to take on Mo.

I just thought you should know he is not always nice.

Ugh...I nommed too much...

Mommy leaves every day in search of food and is always gone ALL DAY and very seldom comes home with food. It can't be that hard. If you find food in a place one day, go back there the next. There is probably food there for more than one day. I just don't understand why she doesn't get this concept.

Well, she brought home food last night and gave us all wet stinky wonderful foods. And I nommed and nommed and nommed. I think I nommed too much.Whatever, I slept really well. And so did the girl and the runt. And Mommy but she didn't eat the wet yummy stuff, she has the nasty pink medicine so that her spider bites wouldn't itch.

She complained that we shouldn't get wet yummies because we hadn't killed the spiders like we are supposed to and they bit her a lot. But there are just too many of them and, let's face it, I am lazy except when I want to play.

What. Ever.

Mad Camouflage Skills: I have had them since I was 3 weeks old.
You can be in awe.

Lots of people are.

There's room for a few more.

Bring bacon. And shrimp. And catnip. And a bouncy ball.

That lazy Bean of mine! ugh, she closed down the laptop and she knows I can't open it.

So Wanna meet my family?This is my sister, Tus (aka the girl). She is two weeks younger than I am. She is a sleepy cat and sleeps way more than I do. She even fell asleep during one of our wrestling matches. She's cool, for a GIRL.This is Stumpy (aka the runt) and my Aunt Vanessa. Mom took two different pictures and put them together to make this one for Aunt Vanessa. Stumpy and Aunt Vanessa haven't seen each other too much. You can also see him staring at me with jealousy in the picture of me in my box. He is just over a year old, only weighs about 8 lbs. and has a bad leg. Couldn't tell it by the way he races around the house or the way he eats. We play a lot but he makes me so ANGRY when he goes and sleeps in Mom's arms. I mean, DUDE, that is my mom. She was mine first, I trained her and you might go live with Aunt Vanessa. DUDE. Just sayin'.
Well, I wish I had a picture of Mom. This is her avatar. She is cute, soft and has lots of squishy places for me to lay on and she knows when to scritch me on the ears and when not to. She generally buys good food but is kinda scroogey about givin' me the wet stuff. I do love her though. I let her know every now and then. But not too much. She will get complacent and slack off with the yummies.

Well, I will try to bite her on the butt more and get regular updates on here.