Desk Prank that doesn't involve me...

Who knew? The mom has an assistant. He helps her 'work', whatever that is. He is not really HER assistant as much as he 'makes her life easier while running her department'. 

Honestly, I don't understand half the crap that comes out her mouth. It's all blahblahblah and I ignore it until I hear the words wet and food be strung together. Really, nothing else is important.

So anyway, a little while back, her 'assistant' went away for 'training' and was gone for like 2 weeks or 5 year or something. However long it was, in my opinion, it was way too long to voluntarily be away from my bunny and my socks so I would never do it. Beans are so freaky sometimes.

The mom and her people at 'work' decided that they were going to have fun with the 'assistant's' desk.They had a great deal of fun playing on his desk and would tease him with small details. And laugh and laugh and laugh. The last day before he came back, they took pictures and undid all the playing. And then refused to show him the pictures.

I am rubbing off on the mom, aren't I?

So the mom decided to let me post the pictures. I didn't want to but it was this or let her rub my belly.

NO ONE RUBS MY BELLY.

So, from the mom to her 'assistant:

The overall damage to the desk.

There was a new height requirement for his desk.

 

We created a new world map.

The green army and their battle triceratops attacked the blue army from the west.

On the eastern front, the red and gray armies fought for control of the main desk.

The keyboard was glitter bombed.

Ever increasingly embarrassing bodily mishaps were posted as his excuses for absences.

Sexy Putin watches over all.

The red army's air assault, which included brightly colored fighter jets.

A good overview of the eastern and western battle fronts. Includes a functional wooden helicopter.

His picture was posted all over the office.

Hey, Mr. Fancy Assistant Man:

If you are supposed to be 'making her life easier' how come I have never seen you? I mean, I am the most important thing in her life. Without me, she would just sit and stair at the walls or a book or something. You need to be focusing on me a bit more. The wet food is not going to plate itself up, you know. Salmon and tuna do not magically appear for my dinner. The litter boxes can always use a bit of attention. The stupid red dot seem to be lost and needs to be rounded up so I can chase it. If all else fails, remember this: Shrimp.

Get to it.

Just sayin.

That lazy Bean of mine! ugh, she closed down the laptop and she knows I can't open it.

So Wanna meet my family?This is my sister, Tus (aka the girl). She is two weeks younger than I am. She is a sleepy cat and sleeps way more than I do. She even fell asleep during one of our wrestling matches. She's cool, for a GIRL.This is Stumpy (aka the runt) and my Aunt Vanessa. Mom took two different pictures and put them together to make this one for Aunt Vanessa. Stumpy and Aunt Vanessa haven't seen each other too much. You can also see him staring at me with jealousy in the picture of me in my box. He is just over a year old, only weighs about 8 lbs. and has a bad leg. Couldn't tell it by the way he races around the house or the way he eats. We play a lot but he makes me so ANGRY when he goes and sleeps in Mom's arms. I mean, DUDE, that is my mom. She was mine first, I trained her and you might go live with Aunt Vanessa. DUDE. Just sayin'.
Well, I wish I had a picture of Mom. This is her avatar. She is cute, soft and has lots of squishy places for me to lay on and she knows when to scritch me on the ears and when not to. She generally buys good food but is kinda scroogey about givin' me the wet stuff. I do love her though. I let her know every now and then. But not too much. She will get complacent and slack off with the yummies.

Well, I will try to bite her on the butt more and get regular updates on here.